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Is your marketing strategy better than this?

Picture this. The day has come to an end. I’m about to go for a wee walk. Stretch those legs. That’s when I see this lamp looking lantern thing. Looks rather nice. I get closer, something isn’t right. Why does the light bulb seem to be so dark. I should take a closer look.

This is the bit I regret.

Sometimes, my own curiosity and ‘need’ to explore does me absolutely no favours at all.

I mean….. well, let’s look at it another way.

I came across an effective #marketing strategy where a #funnel is laid for potential punters to enter then finding themselves trapped by a sticky web surrounded by four glass walls which contains a fair number of marketing people hellbent on keeping you there.

Then consuming you!

The walls being the internals of the lantern, the web self explanatory and the marketing guys are the #spiders.

Impressive eh. These spiders have nailed it! Got their meals and terrified 6ft giants like myself in the process.

In reality I came across a bunch of scary looking spider folk feasting on a load of flies.

Now before all the marketing folk kick fook out of me for calling them spiders zoom out, add some cliche words like “think outside the box” and take inspiration from #nature and see how you can apply it to your own marketing strategies and create your own funnel.

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