Driver Jatt

What a week! (full of disappointments)

The week was full of disappointments.

Let’s start with the universe’s idea of a Monday joke. Birmingham to central London first job on a Monday morning! It sounds simple. It is not. It’s one of them you better like “me time” jobs as you’re hanging around in a lot of traffic for a very long time.

It set the mood for the rest of the week

And then…

1. I had the pleasure of collecting from what is known as the worst delivery company in the Uk. I’ve heard the rumours, read the news and in the past collected from another depot of theirs without an issue so I thought it really couldn’t be that bad. But it was. That bad! It was so bad, I had to call my wife and tell her all about it. In fact it was soo bad. I had to call someone else’s wife and tell her about it too. 😭

2. Had a massive row with this neigh on 7ft tall guy who demanded I follow his rules and hang up my own van keys in his warehouse. He didn’t want to valet it either. 😡

3. Do you know what it’s like arguing with someone kissing 7ft in height? I’ll tell you. Go outside and find a lamppost. Look right up at the light, now argue with it. That’s exactly what it’s like. Hurts neck😭

4. Met some seriously crap logistic teams. I ended up doing their admin for them! 🤨

5. Went to this secret government facility and expected to be greeted by armed angry looking guards with machine guns. Got a hand drawn map of the site instead ☹️

6. Went to a place called ‘herb farm’ thinking I’m going to start a narcotics empire but ended up buying wife treats instead.

However, good stuff happened too.

1. Managed to get some shopping for wife’s birthday at both Meadowhall and The Trafford Centre on consecutive days 😜

2. Skilfully avoided being upsold to by glamorous sales assistants and get a great deal on a set of GHDs 👱‍♀️ (for wife).

3. Accidentally walked into a church on Halloween 👻

4. Groomed my new business partner 🤓 (more of that in another post).

Have a lovely weekend folks.

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