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I came across an effective #marketing strategy where a #funnel is laid for potential punters to enter then finding themselves trapped by a sticky web surrounded by four glass walls which contains a fair number of marketing people hellbent on keeping you there.
Sure, he’s my competition but you know what. Competition doesn’t need to be toxic. There’s enough cake for all!
Nevertheless the eyes on this particular road go on their own journey. Leaving your vehicle they dart across the green plains and greet the rocky terrain in the distance. Hills, mountains? Or are they called Glenns? All i know is they are the full five courses for the eyes.
Speaking to the staff inside as I sipped my coffee they told me how the building was once used as a prison for the French. Of course this is mentioned on the plaque on the building but it sounds better coming from the staff.
What if he’s not real! What if he’s that forest demon guy folk talk about? Y’know the one that attacks people. No problem, I’ll do kung fu on him. Crap, I don’t even know kung fu.
I pull into a car park and went to pay. £12.50 for an hour! I’ll pass thank you.
I then notice something about the trees here. Many of them have exposed roots. I’m not talking about the odd route tenting through the ground. I’m talking about the soil around the trees just eroding away oddly towards the sand pit.
In other news I went to #Scunthorpe. The folk round her call roundabouts ‘circles’.
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